Stop Being a Parrot. Yes, I’m Talking to You.

Happy New Year, readers! I’ve got a resolution for some of you to consider.
A recent blog post over at Music Think Tank got readers (including me) talking about the proposed “death” of the album format. For some reason, humans love proclaiming things to be dead, and the album format in music has been declared deceased countless times over the past decade. Here’s proof:
(Dec 2000) The Album Era
(Feb 2001) Napster and the Death of the Album Format
(Mar 2002) Meet the Music Pirate
(Dec 2003) The Death of the Album
(Nov 2003) The death of the album?
(May 2004) The Way The Music Died
(Feb 2005) Death of The CD? Or The Death of Vinyl?
(Aug 2006) The Album is Dead
(Mar 2007) The Album, a Commodity in Disfavor
(Aug 2008) The death of the album
(Aug 2009) Radiohead and the death of the album
(May 2010) Graphic Proof Of The Death Of The Album
(Dec 2010) Why Vinyl Is the Next Format to Crash…
The album isn’t dead. Vinyl isn’t dead. CD’s aren’t dead. I own and buy albums, and this is coming from twenty-two year old, not your hippie father. I’m not trying to say all of these people are wrong. Yes, I understand that these formats aren’t mainstream anymore, nor were they ever mainstream in my lifetime. But, the market for albums still exists. Even more, you can be profitable selling albums if you know your fan base well, price the products well, and know how to market to them (…I didn’t say it was easy). Third Man Records does this brilliantly.
I’m not even going to cover the other issues in that particular article, because somebody already beat me to it, and did a good job. Also, it’s not what this blog post is about. I’d like to address something else that I see all the time on the web, and that has really been getting under my skin lately.

Social media inspires people to stand up on a soapbox and make bold statements without any legitimate facts to back them up. I’ll admit, I love to make bold statements sometimes, but only after I’ve done my homework to make sure what I am claiming actually makes some friggin’ sense.
When most blog readers see an article title like “6 Reasons Why The Album Format Died,” they instantly become parrots, squawking the same nonsense found inside these keyword-injected pieces. I see this sort of thing happening everyday in the blogosphere, and to be quite frank, I’m sick and tired of it.
Writers
…stop baiting innocent readers with fluffy, meaningless titles. I know your trying to become the #1 search result on Google, Bing, and Yahoo, but what you’re doing is unethical. Figure out another way to get to the top, or actually deliver a remarkable article beneath that lofty title of yours. Some good, old-fashioned hard work, networking, and writing based on good research will not only heighten your credibility, but will also improve the information found on the web. Did that ever cross your mind? Or does watering your crops on Farmville take precedence?
Readers
…you don’t need to chug the jungle juice. You’re way better than that. The beautiful thing about the Internet is that there is more than enough information floating around for you to be able to cultivate and solidify your own opinions and thoughts on the issues that matter to you. Don’t be afraid to call bullshit on people when you think they’re wrong, because many times they will be ill-informed.
It’s 2011. Stop squawking.
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